Normal 50 year old man:

Johnny Depp:

(Source: x-wife, via flawlessdepp)
This music can make me feel so strange. So many emotions in one song. Ludovico, you are beautiful.
My game of choice for today. Hell yeahhhhh, this game is beautiful.
I am so pissed they discontinued making the second one because it wasn’t “popular” enough. Fuck that.

I’m nervous?
Well, if she doesn’t text back, ya can’t say I didn’t try.
This girl was beautiful, and made out like God taught her himself.
Fuck, I hope she replies.
